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This is a Corker!

Postby Admin » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:40 pm


Two middle eastern friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his behind.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I cannot", lamented the first Arab; "It is permanently stuck in my behind."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came oozing out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit."


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